Commissar D ~ the EviL - Immortalized in Song?

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:24 pm

And here we poor Germans thought SPAM stood for:

Soviet

Produced

Anti-personnel

Missile

So, it was an American made munition!
It figures! You communistically challenged cretins couldn't conceive of such a dastarldy weapon!
(now that was a mouthful!)
Had to leave it you your capitalistc lackeys to supply it to you!

Hope you choke on your borscht, comrade Commissar D ~ the Evil........and for god's sake, will you turn down that Avatar!
Makes the eyes water!

Tom Houlihan · Post by **Tom Houlihan** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:26 pm

Fridolin wrote:...almost cried when the Commissar cited my 'Ode to comrade Stalin'

I almost cried at the whole thread!!!

David, is that an avatar, or a TARGET?!?!?!

Locke, m'dear, whatever you do, don't encourage him!!! It's the LAST thing he needs!!!!

(unless he's writing, that it!)

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:34 pm

Aha!

Another ally of the dreaded communistic commissar!
So, it was you, from the U.nited S.oviet A.nnex, that supplied the commissar's pathetic little airfarce with the much feared (and smelled!) SPAM weapon!

As uncle Adolf would say.......tsk! tsk! tsk! Shame on you!

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:43 pm

SPAM – yuck!

Reminds me of an old saying that my papa’s old crony, Ernst Roehm, said, just before he committed suicide by falling in front of a bullet:

“Life is like a sewer, you get out of it exactly what you put into it!”

Commissar D, the Evil · Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:46 pm

David, is that an avatar, or a TARGET?!?!?!

Tom my Comrade, it's not my fault!! I was just looking for something RED!!! I scrolled through the five page of the avatar gallery and the vehicle gallery and this is the best I could do!!

Gawd, I feel the sudden urge to bomb Pearl Harbor!!!!
Banzai!! Banzai!!! Banzai!!!

Whoops! Okay, I got that out of my system. I'm having a bit of a cultural conflict here--DIE AMERICAN DOGS!!!!

Oh, sorry about that--YOU YANKEE IMPERIALISTS!!!

You know, the Commissar was hard enough to live with, this new dawning personality is-----DEATH IS LIGHTER THAN A FEATHER--DIE JOE MARINE!!!!!

Aw, forget it.

~D-san

Commissar D, the Evil · Wed Mar 17, 2004 6:54 pm

So, it was you, from the U.nited S.oviet A.nnex, that supplied the commissar's pathetic little airfarce with the much feared (and smelled!) SPAM weapon!

I have three words for you oh Shadowy One--TORA! TORA! TORA!! CLIMB MOUNT NIITAKA!!!

Sorry, a little more than three. DOMO ARIGATO!!!

Cheers,
~D-san, Dai Ichiban Kamikaze-mon

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:00 pm

Me thinks the Commissar has been at the saki again!

It confuses the hell out of him! Makes him want to bomb everybody!

Commissar D, the Evil · Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:08 pm

Uh! Saki Good. Akira Kurosawa Good. Godzilla Good. Emperor Hirohito Best of ALL!!! Banzai!! BANZAI!!!
Can I get an AMEN?!!!
SAY AMEN!!!!

YAMATO BIGGER THAN MISSOURI, MORE POWERFUL THAN BISMARCK!!!
ICHIBAN D-SAN HAVE BIGGEST TORPEDO--LONG LANCE!!!!

BANZAI!!!

~D-san, Dai Ichiban IJN Fan

Commissar D, the Evil · Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:10 pm

Sorry, a slight problem with the hypnotic power of the avatar. The Beloved Commissar will be back again tomorrow, same time, same RED channel.

Best Regards,
~D, the EviL

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:54 pm

aughhsggdhgsggggggg spudttttrr ! - Where's Prit.....I need a doctor!

I think I just swallowed my adams apple - laughing so hard!

Tom Houlihan · Post by **Tom Houlihan** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:28 pm

Saki with a vodka chaser will do it to you every time!!

D~, you can leave your Long Lance out of this!! This is a research forum!! We study hysterical, er, historical stuff here!!! None of flashbacks to your student-exchange days in Ost Perversia!!!

Shadow · Post by **Shadow** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:56 pm

Shadow wrote:
Time would come for roll call,
We soviets must part,
Darling I'd caress you
And pray your tank would start

Hey Tom!

What's the use in having a "long lance"............. torpedo!...................if the tank won't start?

Probably why that Commissar (your ally, I might add!) seems to be a tad bit disgruntled!

Of course, saki with a vodka chaser might have something to do with it!

When I'm bombed, my 'tank" never starts - just ask Frau Wurst!

Fridolin · Post by **Fridolin** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:14 am

"YAMATO BIGGER THAN MISSOURI, MORE POWERFUL THAN BISMARCK!!!
ICHIBAN D-SAN HAVE BIGGEST TORPEDO--LONG LANCE!!!!

Mmmm.... again the same 'mine is bigger than yours, more powerful and longer' syndrome. Ahhhhhh... those small p****d sons of the rising yen...

Locke · Post by **Locke** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:46 am

Hmmm....this new avatar may cause problems:)

Oh and here's a special gift for our Commissar and all other Communists: Stalin-sugar (I was in Stalin cafe today

)

In case the picture doesn't display use this link:http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/polona ... m=dcf8.jpg

Prit · Post by **Prit** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:53 am

Oh for goodness' sake!

I leave you guys alone here for a few days, and look at what you get up to!

D, you've been neglecting your medication again, haven't you?????

Prit

Feldgrau.net

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