Commissar D, I've Decided That I Despise You!

Helmut Von Moltke · Post by **Helmut Von Moltke** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:13 am

The only thing to bear in mind where women are concerned is that one cannot live with them and one cannot live without them...

LOL!!!

Unless, a man has good luck and has a wife that turns out to be a "soul mate"

Allright David, here is an idea, perhaps you could hang up the phone somewhere so no unwelcome phone calls would come?

And perhaps, maybe if David signs up with a new account, Jason could give the new account moderator status, transfer all the old Commisar posts (other than the ones by David's mum) to the new account, and delete the Commisar account, thus ending the whole business?

Best of luck with getting back the laptop!

Kevin

Commissar D, the Evil · Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:18 am

Too Late!

The Commissar has been replaced by Akira Ushijima!

SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR!!!!

Banzai!

~Akira

phylo_roadking · Post by **phylo_roadking** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:40 am

Actually, Paddy the quote is "Women - can't live with then, and you can't shoot them".....

Dave, if someone named me after Guy Gibson's dog I wouldn't take it amiss....

phylo

sniper1shot · Post by **sniper1shot** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:29 am

HUH?

What the hell just happened?

Paulus II · Post by **Paulus II** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:38 am

Great, isn't it??

No time to either sleep or work for a moderator!

Cheers,

Paul

Beppo Schmidt · Post by **Beppo Schmidt** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:37 am

Hmmph. A true Commissar would have dealt with this slander before it was allowed into the open. The Boss will not be impressed.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:11 pm

Hi Akira!

Don't be too hard on the Commissar. He was a well-intentioned comrade.

Regards
Jake

phylo_roadking · Post by **phylo_roadking** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:20 pm

ROFLMAO a TRUE Commissar would have taken Nordwest out the back door and shot him in the back of the head like all good Commissars.....

phylo

Paulus II · Post by **Paulus II** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:29 pm

Yes Phylo that is so, but bear in mind that even the grandest commissar of them all, Lavrenti Beria, was arrested, tried in secret and executed in the end. So why should this evil commissar suffer a better fate?

Paul

Commissar D, the Evil · Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:57 pm

Hey--watch that!!!!

I ain't dead yet!!!!

Best,
~D, the EviL

phylo_roadking · Post by **phylo_roadking** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:09 pm

Like Beria??? Go on, Dave, tell us about the teenage ballerinas, go on.....

phylo

Commissar D, the Evil · Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:48 pm

The Commissar chases Forum Heroes, not ballerinas--ballerninas are too light on their feet!

(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, a tremendous conflict rages between Akira, the unrepentant Japanese Militarist and the Commissar, guardian of everything Socialist.......Where will it end? Will Akira "Pearl Harbor" the Commissar or will the Commissar "Nomonhan" Akira? An entire identity is at stake.)

Best,
David

Rosselsprung · Post by **Rosselsprung** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:37 pm

or will the Commissar "Nomonhan" Akira? An entire identity is at stake.)

Don't you mean Khalkin Gol?

Commissar D, the Evil · Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:48 pm

either way....

sniper1shot · Post by **sniper1shot** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:09 pm

I quit.......*slamming door behind him as he walks out of the room*